zoo wee mama

  • First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
  • Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
unclefather:

i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail
brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
heyfunniest:

you know she dead

ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callinโ€™ me NyQuil

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)